Do not call your daughter “stinky feet” when her blood sugar is low because it will make her cry and hurt her feelings.
Do not say, “If my feet smell, you can call me ‘stinky feet’ and I won’t mind.” while she’s drinking her juice box because she will do a spit take and spray apple juice everywhere.
Do not ask, “How many carbs do you think you just spit out?” while she’s finishing her juice box because her mouth will open in laughter and a good 2 ounces of juice will end up on her shirt, shorts, legs, and couch.
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